- Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.
- As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.
- Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin.
- Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
- Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt, because she can throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
- Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.
- Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
- Sarah Palin cures cancer, because she makes Chuck Norris cry -- and everyone knows that Chuck's tears cure cancer ...
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Sarah Palin's tears cure cancer
I was wondering when someone would start a web site for the Alaska governor a la Chuck Norris. Here are my favorites so far: